Santonio Holmes

Let us start by saying that we are not gay, or headed that way. Instead, we are a male, heterosexual website motivated by beautiful women, smash mouth football, and the NFL lifestyle. Fair enough?

So, what we saw Tuesday on Deadspin was somewhat disturbing to us, maybe not to you or your girlfriend. Santonio Holmes is allegedly seen standing in a shower completely naked. And yes, you can see his dong.

Why did he take the pic? What was he thinking? Is it even a real pic? These questions and more may never be known. But what will be known is that Santonio (and his junk), are now famous. And this would be a bad thing if………he was hung like a kitten, or if he had a vagina. Unlike Danny Bonaduce, he’s packin’ heat and thus this is the PR Move of the Day.

How will this pic affect Santonio’s Career?

  • It will hurt his game because of the creepy factor (56%, 199 Votes)
  • It will help him get laid more (43%, 152 Votes)
  • Neither, size doesn’t matter (1%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 355

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