Let us start by saying that we are not gay, or headed that way. Instead, we are a male, heterosexual website motivated by beautiful women, smash mouth football, and the NFL lifestyle. Fair enough?
So, what we saw Tuesday on Deadspin was somewhat disturbing to us, maybe not to you or your girlfriend. Santonio Holmes is allegedly seen standing in a shower completely naked. And yes, you can see his dong.
Why did he take the pic? What was he thinking? Is it even a real pic? These questions and more may never be known. But what will be known is that Santonio (and his junk), are now famous. And this would be a bad thing if………he was hung like a kitten, or if he had a vagina. Unlike Danny Bonaduce, he’s packin’ heat and thus this is the PR Move of the Day.
How will this pic affect Santonio’s Career?
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April 22nd, 2008 at 7:55 am
Snicker Bar?
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:55 am
I don’t understadn why NFL players have to try so hard to get laid?
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:56 am
This brotha is stacked
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:56 am
looney>>>>>>>>>>>>>
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:57 am
Is this the new Santonio Holmes, fantasy football style.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
damn cousin
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
that star is seven inches soft.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
hilarious pic, wtf are these dudes thinking….
March 16th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
In Columbus, they called him the San Antonio Hose. If i had a dick that big, I wouldn’t use my brain either.