Player Sighting: Jeff Reed is “Malibu’s Most Wanted”

By Juice Staff

 It’s “Thirsty Thursday’s” at a local minor league baseball stadium somewhere.  Beers and women, come cheap and easy.  Thats where our friends at Busted Coverage report Jeff Reed will be  getting hammered  hanging out at on June 5th.  He’ll be throwing out the ceremonial first pitch.

We don’t personally know Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed, but we think it’s safe to assume a few things about him.  First, Jeff Reed is not the guy you want to challenge to a “draft beer slam-off”,  much like Kyle Orton in a “whiskey shot-fest”. 

Second, Jeff seems like the kind of guy you would want to roll with if you desperately needed to get some action.  Not only is he famous, but Jeff will jump on grenades of all shapes and sizes, allowing you the perfect opportunity to score “one of her friends”.

And thirdly, Jeff doesn’t seem particularly interested in whoring out his NFL status.  This is a cool thing when you consider his accomplishments on the field.  To Jeff Reed, we raise our red plastic cups and……….pound.  More pics at Busted Coverage.

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