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Eli Wedding Today, We’re Nervous
By Juice Staff
Superbowl quarterback and stud Eli Manning will finally get laid tonight when he gets married to his high school sweetheart, Abby McGrew in a seaside service in Mexico, according to the New York Daily News. We’re so proud of him and honestly cannot wait to see how much he changes after his big night.
Will Eli be like that skinny nerd in Road Trip, that loses his virginity to Rhonda, the big, black sex Leopard? “I - think - I - broke - my pee-pee, Ab-Beeee.”
Topics: NFL Celebrities, NFL Weddings |
April 19th, 2008
Abby looks hot! damn
April 19th, 2008
agree, nice work Eli
April 19th, 2008
Eli is a hotty!
April 19th, 2008
hale yeah Eli, thats whats up!!!!
April 19th, 2008
a dump, and he’ll be out like Forest Gump
April 20th, 2008
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April 21st, 2008
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April 21st, 2008
haha.. hilarious post. eli nabbed him a baby doll. juice pull some more pics of the new manning chic in the bikini stat.
May 11th, 2008
Eli looks innocent, but innocent he aint. He did me more than once at school. Hes a mule, if ya no whatimean!