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Eli Wedding Today, We’re Nervous

Sat, Apr 19, 2008

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Eli and AbbyAbby McGrew

Superbowl quarterback  and stud Eli Manning will finally get laid tonight when he gets married to his high school sweetheart, Abby McGrew in a seaside service in Mexico, according to the New York Daily News.  We’re so proud of him and honestly cannot wait to see how much he changes after his big night. 

 

Will Eli be like that skinny nerd in Road Trip, that loses his virginity to Rhonda, the big, black sex Leopard?   “I - think - I - broke - my pee-pee,   Ab-Beeee.” 

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8 Comments For This Post

  1. CNR Says:

    Abby looks hot! damn

  2. tombstone Says:

    agree, nice work Eli

  3. D- Says:

    Eli is a hotty!

  4. G-unit Says:

    hale yeah Eli, thats whats up!!!!

  5. 3 pumps and Says:

    a dump, and he’ll be out like Forest Gump

  6. sage Says:

    log on to:

    http://www.myspace.com/officialdc

    add sage song bounce back.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    haha.. hilarious post. eli nabbed him a baby doll. juice pull some more pics of the new manning chic in the bikini stat.

  8. cynthia Says:

    Eli looks innocent, but innocent he aint. He did me more than once at school. Hes a mule, if ya no whatimean!

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