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We were duped by Broncos WR Brandon Marshall, who told us that his recent severe injuries were from “slipping on a McDonalds bag”. 

What really happened according to the NFL was:  He severed an artery, a vein and a nerve in his forearm along with tendons to five muscles from……. “wrestling with family members”

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WTF kind of wrestling were they doing?  Does Brandon owe Mickey D’s an apology?  You know sales were down today.